The results are in! MAGNET’s fake band name contest generated hundreds of responses, making it impossible for us to choose just one victor. So the winner in each of the following categories takes home a T-shirt - congratulations to Billy, Adam, Sylvia, Zachary and Jeff. Without further ado...

BEST NAME DERIVED FROM MID-LEVEL CELEBRITY OR TV SITCOM CHARACTER
Winner: Oscar De La Hoya Meyer Weiner
Honorable mention: Mandy Patinkin Park, Fartchie Bunker, the Scott Beowulfs

BEST FAKE BAND NAME THAT, AT SOME POINT, WAS SOMEBODY’S REAL BAND NAME
Winner: Cracklin’ Oat Band
Honorable mention: White Tiger UK

THE MAGNET MAGAZINE “EDITORS’ CHOICE” AWARD
Winner: My Dad The Bitch
Honorable Mention: Oh Boy, Gum!, Nancy And The Unplanned Pregnancy, Strawberry Alarm Clock Snooze Bar

THE MAD MAGAZINE “EDITORS’ CHOICE” AWARD
Winner: The Empire Smokes Crack
Honorable mention: Peter, Paul and Tyrone “Rock-It” Washington

THE “STEADY DIET OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK” AWARD
Winner: Sparklewhores
Honorable mention: Tampax Girl Wonder, Dinah Shore Jr, Godspeed You Fucking Jerkoff, Murder City Nevilles, BarbraStreiszende Neubauten, John Wesley Hard-on