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Vintage Movies: “Being John Malkovich”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Being John Malkovich (1999, 112 minutes)

A trippy, modern-day tumble down Alice’s rabbit hole from director Spike Jonze. Instead of soldiers made from playing cards and a bellowing Queen of  hearts, the lucky participant experiences a 15-minute voyage in which he actually becomes renowned actor John Malkovich.

Craig Schwartz (John Cusack) is awakened by his wife’s annoying  alarm clock just seconds before his beloved Lotte (Catherine Keener) starts in on her daily grind, gently aimed at his pursuit of a real job. “Nobody’s looking for a puppeteer in today’s wintry economic climate,” replies Craig, well rehearsed in his part. “I thought maybe something else, just until this puppet thing turns around,” she replies good naturedly. “I’ve gotta get to the shop. Shipment of kitty litter coming in today. Oh, and could you look at Elijah for me? He’s not looking very good.” Wearily, he asks, “Which one’s Elijah?” “The chimp,” she says, shutting the front door.

Later that day, Craig assumes his usual busking spot on a bustling city corner, using two puppets to portray a scene where the male and female, dressed in medieval garb, are grasping at one another in evocative positions, separated by thick jail walls. Catching his little daughter watching this disgusting display, her father screams, “Motherfucker!” at Craig before breaking his nose. “Oh no, not again!” cries Lotte as Craig stumbles into the pet shop. “Why do you do this to yourself?” “I’m a puppeteer,” he mutters.

Now desperate for any kind of work, Craig comes upon a curious listing in a “Help Wanted” section that might bear fruit. “Looking For A Man With Fast Hands. Short-statured file clerk with dexterous fingers. Apply at Lester Corp, 7 1/2 Floor, Merton-Flimmer Bldg.” “Seven and a half, right?” suggests the elevator operator to Craig who nods his assent. The lady operator grasps an industrial-sized crowbar as she punches the “stop” button halfway between the seventh and eighth floors, then pries the door open. A half-sized exit is revealed that leads to a perfectly normal looking office floor, except that everything is half-sized.

Craig must bend over like a jack-knife to avoid hitting the ceiling. He finds the Lester Corp office and tells the receptionist he has an appointment with Dr. Lester. “Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.” “Schwartz,” corrects Craig to no avail. “My name is Schwartz.” “Sorry, I have no idea what you’re saying right now,” replies the receptionist. “Yes,” says Craig heading toward an empty chair. “Chet?” says the receptionist, confused. “I said ‘yes,’” says Craig. “You suggest what?” says the receptionist. “Sorry, I have no time for mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.” A quick interview with Dr. Lester, convinced by his secretary that he’s the one with the hearing problem, and Lester extends his hand. “You’ve got the job,” he beams.

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Vintage Movies: “Mean Streets”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Mean Streets (1973, 112 minutes)

To the casual viewer, the house-onfire success of David Chase’s TV series The Sopranos seemed to owe much to Francis Ford Coppola’s epic trio of mob movies beginning with The Godfather in 1972. In truth, it was one of Martin Scorsese’s first films, Mean Streets, that served as principal inspiration for Tony Soprano and his boys, almost three decades later. The Godfather movies dealt with crime as big and even bigger business, whereas Mean Streets and The Sopranos traveled the other way down the food chain to everyday life of the foot soldiers in the trenches. It was FDR’s New Deal carried beyond what might have been its logical extreme: Get America Moving, indeed.

Charlie (Harvey Keitel), a man with a leg up in his local family, collecting debts for his uncle Giovanni (Cesare Danova), awakens from a fitful sleep to the sound of God. Or it could be his own voice intoning: “You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it in the street. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.”

The film’s haunting intro continues with what might be the best three minutes in pop music history: Phil Spector’s wall-of-sound orchestra in all its drywall-rattling glory backing the Ronettes crooning “Be My Baby” over the most easily identifiable three-note drum-pattern, ever. A series of grainy home movies splashes Charlie’s family across the screen, from backyard birthdays, to baby Christenings and Saturdays spent in simple, religious-themed amusement parks.

Cut to fellow mafioso Tony (David Proval) discovering a junkie shooting up in his strip club’s rest room. He grabs the bum by the collar, walks him through the club, knocking over furniture, and shoves him out the front door. “Keep outta my place! I know your face?” he shouts. “George, whaddaya do here? You’re supposed to be a bouncer?!”

Later at the same joint, Charlie and Michael discuss the new boy Charlie’s brought on board, by all accounts a loose cannon who may need special handling. “I’d like to know what’s goin’ on in that kid’s head,” says Charlie. “I think you should care a little more about his payments,” says Michael (Richard Romanus). “I think the kid’s tryin’ to duck me. What happens if he doesn’t pay me? I gotta collect from you? I don’t wanna do that.” “You’re right. You don’t,” says Charlie, smiling broadly. Before long, Johnny Boy staggers in, wearing a heavy overcoat. He’s played by an impossibly young Robert De Niro, a kid who owes money to every loan shark in town. And he’s brought along a couple of bohemian chicks he’s just picked up in the Village. The time has come, sighs Charlie with the patience of a parish priest in the confessional, to give serious counsel to this fledgling.

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Vintage Movies: “Bottle Rocket”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Bottle Rocket (1996, 91 minutes)

Closer in spirit to 2012′s Moonrise Kingdom than the Euro-shenanigans of The Grand Budapest Hotel (his current comedy), Bottle Rocket was Wes Anderson’s 1996 directorial debut, and he came out swinging for the fences at the tender age of 27. Two years later, he hit the critical jackpot with his sophomore effort, Rushmore. If anyone still wonders what J.D. Salinger might have produced if Catcher In The Rye hadn’t turned out to be a brilliant personal cul de sac, Anderson’s work might bear further scrutiny.

In the grounds surrounding a mental rehab hospital for teenagers, a crow sounds his distinctive cry. To tell the truth, the “caw-caw, caw-caw” sounds more like a bad imitation of a crow by a pubescent boy than the real thing. Anthony (Luke Wilson) opens the window of his second-floor room, notices a friendly face below and quickly ties four bedsheets together. He anchors one end to his bed and tosses the other out the window.

“Anthony, what’s this? What’s going on?” asks the boy’s young doctor who’s walked in at just the wrong moment. “Uh, see, my friend Dignan didn’t realize this is a voluntary hospital,” Anthony stammers. “He had this whole escape thing worked out. He got so excited I didn’t have the heart to tell him. I gotta do it this way, Dr. Nichols. It’s only one floor.” Nichols (Ned Dowd) closes his eyes and, counter to every medical impulse running through his veins, says, “OK, but can you do it fast? This doesn’t look good.” Anthony replies sincerely, “Thanks, you’ve been a great doctor.” Nichols bids Anthony farewell at the window as the boy shinnies effortlessly to he ground. “Hey, Anthony, don’t try to save everybody, OK?” advises the doctor as he tosses the boy his overnight bag.

“Any problems?” asks Dignan (Owen Wilson) breathlessly as Anthony joins him behind a large clump of silver-tipped swordbrush. “Wait, wait! Who’d you get to do that?” he asks as someone begins to reel in the bedsheet escape ladder from above. “Did you bribe the janitor!?” he asks, waving to the figure above, even before Anthony can answer the question. Dr. Nichols slowly waves back.

The two boys are barely seated in the tidy little shuttle bus headed into town before Dignan plops a red-covered, spiral-bound notebook into his friend’s lap. “Look this over,” he says of the rambling plan he’s painstakingly developed to make them both financially independent, all done in Crayola colored-ink felt-pens. Subtitles include “Practice Jobs” and “First Real Heist.” Anthony’s eyes open wide when he sees subsequent pages devoted to “The Next 25 Years” and “The Final 50 Years.” “So, did you enjoy your visit to the nut house?” he asks Dignan. “Hey, put it behind you! You’re out, you’re better!” Dignan says testily. “And so it begins.”

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Vintage Movies: “The Night Of The Hunter”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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The Night Of The Hunter (1955, 93 minutes)

Stacked up against Elmer Gantry, Sinclair Lewis’ womanizing preacher from an expose written 30 years earlier, novelist Davis Grubb makes Rev. Harry Powell seem like the devil incarnate in The Night Of The Hunter. It’s the big-screen role of a lifetime for Robert Mitchum, usually known for playing down-on-their-luck petty criminals. He’s brilliant as a self-anointed, scripture-spouting fundamentalist. Only the word “HATE” tattooed on his knuckles hints at his double-life as a serial-killer.

With screaming sirens hot on his tail, Ben Harper (Peter Graves) takes a sharp turn into the dusty driveway of his country home and leaps from a battered Model-T, still carrying the pistol he’s just used in a bank robbery where two people have been gunned down. “You’re bleeding, Daddy!” shouts his young son Johnny (Billy Chapin), playing with his little sister Pearl in the front yard.

“We’ve gotta hide this money before they get to me!” gasps Ben, all but oblivious of his kids. “Close to 10 thousand dollars. But where? In the smokehouse? No, that’s the first place they’d look! In the grape arbor, under the bricks? No, no!” Like a man grasping at floating planks in a swollen river, he notices Pearl, still playing with her lumpy rag doll in the sunshine. He makes his son swear an oath that he will never tell the police where the money was hidden and that the cash will one day be his. “Don’t even tell your mother. You’ve got sense, she hasn’t.”

Two cars carrying five uniformed policemen screech to a halt at Harper’s place with weapons drawn. After making Ben drop his pistol, they throw him to the ground and handcuff him. Just as his wife, Willa (Shelley Winters, certainly Hollywood’s best female victim, ever) arrives home from grocery shopping, the police vehicle with her husband inside, manacled like a rabid animal, is already departing the premises.

Just released from a 40-day prison sentence for being in possession of a stolen automobile, Rev. Powell is rolling through the shade tree-lined West Virginia outback in an open vehicle, speaking earnestly to his creator in a Southern drawl about the worthiness of his humble endeavors. “Well now, what’s it to be, Lord, another widow? How many has it been? Six? Twelve? I disremember. You say the word, and I’m on my way,” he prays, tipping his hat heavenward. “A widow with a little wad of bills laid away in her sugar bowl.” As he spots the house described to him by his recently executed cellmate, Powell offers up a final supplication to continue his master’s work. “Lord, I am tired, not that I’m tired of the killings. Your good book is full of killings,” he prays as he rattles into the same front yard where his bunkmate was captured earlier that same year.

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Vintage Movies: “They Drive By Night”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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They Drive By Night (1940, 95 minutes)

A road-weary, independent long-haul trucker pulls his rig loaded with apples into a filling station and lifts a pack of cigarettes from the shirt pocket of the man sleeping next to him. He hops out of the cab and throws the empty cigarette pack on the ground. “Fill ‘er up,” he says to the grizzled gas station attendant.

“How’s it goin,’ Joe? How’s your brother?” asks the attendant. “Asleep,” says Joe (George Raft). “Seems like every time you come in here, Paul’s asleep, and you’re doin’ the drivin,’” remarks the gas jockey. “He drives as much as I do! You run your station, and we’ll take care of our rig!” snaps Joe. He bends over and pours water from the radiator fill-up hose over the top of his head like he’s hosing down an overheated horse. “That’s the nearest thing to a bath I’ve had in two weeks,” he says. “I’ve noticed,” smirks the gas pumper.

Paul (Humphrey Bogart) doesn’t wake up until Joe has the truck back on the highway. “Where are we?” he says. “Near Lansdale,” answers Joe. “We’ll grab a cup of coffee at Barney’s. Then you can drive it into Los Angeles.” Paul stretches and says, “I’d like to stay in bed for a week.” “So would I, but that ain’t the way we get ahead.”

Suddenly, some idiot in a sedan, tries to pass a truck coming toward the boys, forcing them into the ditch alongside the highway and directly into a large tree. The Fabrini brothers escape with minor injuries, but apple boxes are scattered everywhere and their left front wheel is shattered. “You dirty son of a roadhog!” shouts Paul at the retreating car. “You should have smacked into him!” “Well, what is that gonna get us?” says Joe, inspecting the damage. “You stay here and watch the load. I’ll hop up to Barney’s and telephone William, see if he’ll send us some of the dough he owes us.”

Jumping off the running board of a fellow trucker, Joe limps toward Barney’s front door. “Hello, Joe. Where’s your rig?” says Harry (John Litel), another trucker. “Down the road, busted wheel.” “Oh, tough goin.’ Can I help?” “I’m gonna phone William to send me some of the dough he owes me.” Harry lights a hand-rolled cigarette and says, “I hope ya get it. I quit haulin’ for that crook. He ran me ragged, and I hardly ever got paid.” “He’ll pay me, all right, or he won’t get his apples in L.A. on time.” “Well, If you’ve got him over a barrel, maybe you’ll get it.” Joe walks up to the hard-boiled dame behind Barney’s lunch counter and asks, “Gimme a Frisco phone book.” She tosses him a dog-eared volume and says, “Be sure you bring back all the pages.”

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Vintage Movies: “Lost Highway”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Lost Highway (1997, 135 minutes)

Between Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, the critically panned film version of David Lynch’s cult-hit TV series Twin Peaks, and his Oscar-nominated Mulholland Drive, there was Lost Highway, a movie that’s slipped through the cracks. It too visits that fuzzy world between dream and nightmare that indelibly stamps Lynch’s best work, something that seems so difficult for some people to swallow. You have to wonder: Do these nay-sayers have their own agenda, those who enjoy imposing their will on the artist? The only way to get the full impact of the genius of David Lynch is to lie back and let him drive the bus wherever he likes.

Awakened from a trance by the buzz of his front-door intercom, Fred Morrison (Bill Pullman) swims to the surface of the murky lagoon he’s been wallowing in for some time. He staggers to the speaker and pushes the button. “Dick Laurent is dead,” says the hollow voice on the other end. Nothing else. Morrison looks out the window of his place, then opens the front door. There is no one there.

About to shove off that night for his gig at an L.A. nightclub, Morrison carefully places his tenor sax in its carrying case. “You don’t mind me not coming by the club tonight,” says his wife Renee (Patricia Arquette). “What are ya gonna do?” asks Morrison. “Stay home, read,” says Renee. “Read … read. Read what?” replies Morrison incredulously, looking directly into her face. “It’s nice to know I can still make you laugh,” he says to her barely audible chuckle. “I like to laugh,” she says. “That’s why I married you,” he says. “You can wake me up when you get home if you want to,” says Renee.

Morrison bends back and forth on the stage of the Luna Lounge, conjuring up the sanctified Albert Ayler/Pharoah Sanders-like free-jazz skronk from his tenor as he is strafed by laser-strobe light. It’s a sound that somehow approximates the squeal of a pack of rats being torched in a barn fire. After his last set, Morrison jogs to the pay phone to give Renee a call. He lets it ring for more than a minute before giving up, a disappointed, suspicions-confirmed look creeping into his face.

Next morning, Renee walks onto the front porch to retrieve the newspaper and finds a bulky manila envelope under it. “What’s that?” asks Morrison as she opens the package. “It’s a videotape. I found it outside on the steps,” she says. “Who’s it from?” “I don’t know. There’s isn’t anything on the envelope.” “Let’s see what’s on it,” he says placing the tape into the player. The grainy, black and white image shows about 10 seconds of the camera approaching their front steps. “Must be from a real estate agent,” Renee says. Morrison replies, “Maybe.”

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Vintage Movies: “Il Postino: The Postman”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Il Postino: The Postman (1994. 108 minutes)

Il Postino: The Postman features Massimo Troisi as Mario Ruoppolo, a working-class man from a small island off the Italian coast, in the early ’50s. Dedicated to finishing the film even though heart surgery was pending, Troisi, who’d suffered from rheumatic fever as a child, died from a heart attack at the age of 41, in Rome at the apartment of his sister, the day after shooting was completed.

Unless he finds another occupation, Mario is doomed to a life on his father’s fishing boat. Over a simple meal at home, he tries to explain to his old man how he feels. “I got the sniffles again today,” he says, in a lazy, mumbling manner that owes something to Brando and James Dean. “I only have to set foot on that boat and I become allergic, even if the boat isn’t moving.” As he eats he reads a postcard from two of his friends, Gaetano and Alfredo, now living in the U.S. “They say they’re about to buy an American car. And meanwhile, we’re still here.”

While riding his bike home from the harbor, Mario spots a sign advertising a job opening at the Ufficio Postale, the local post office, that reads, “WANTED: Temporary Employee With Bicycle.” He’s ushered to the desk of the tiny postal facility’s only worker. “Are you illiterate?” the postal official asks the fisherman. “No, I can read and write, but not very fast,” answers Mario. “I need someone to deliver mail to Calla di Sotto,” the postal manager says. “That’s great. That’s where I live,” says Mario. “There’s just one addressee who receives mail. Everyone else there is illiterate,” explains the manager.

The only mail delivered on the island is for its newest inhabitant, Pablo Neruda. Mario gets excited, having just sat through a news story at the local cinema about Neruda, a world famous poet recently exiled to this very island by the Chilean government. “He’s the poet loved by women,” says Mario. The postal manager corrects him: “He’s the poet loved by the people. He’s a communist, and he currently has a mountain of mail. Pedaling uphill with all that will be like carrying an elephant on your back.” The manager introduces himself to his new employee. “My name is Giorgio. I’m your superior, and you should call me, ‘Sir.’ But I won’t hold you to it, because I, too, am a communist.”

After a few trips up the mountain to Neruda’s home to deliver his mail, Mario begins to practice in the mirror, asking for the poet’s signature on a slim volume of his verse. Further interest in the work of the legendary Neruda, he reckons, may come in handy as he tries to win the heart of the local girl of his dreams, the lovely Beatrice Nusso.

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Vintage Movies: “The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer (1970, 100 minutes)

Set squarely in the golden age of British television and film satire, or maybe it was the copper age. Or possibly zinc? One of those, for sure … The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer falls in between Monty Python’s Flying Circus and Fawlty Towers, two side-splitting TV shows that featured, among others, the comic genius of John Cleese. He’s that gangly fellow over there whose gait is a mixture of the Nazi goose-step and the gravity-defying amble of the common stick-bug and whose demeanor is that of someone eager to please. Perhaps too eager.

Although Cleese did write Michael Rimmer, the movie actually stars his co-writer (and Beyond The Fringe member), Peter Cook, as Michael Rimmer, the new hire of a small, under-performing London advertising agency. Well, not really a “hire,” as such. Rimmer appears one morning at the firm’s front desk with clipboard and stop-watch in hand, and follows the fellow in front of him upstairs into the office. He watches as the man in front punches Mr. Ferret (Arthur Lowe) in the nose. “Just cancelling our contract,” says the puncher, smiling at Rimmer.

For the rest of the day, Rimmer follows the firm’s employees around, making notations on his clipboard while uttering pleased sounds like “A ha,” and “Ah, yes.” Mr. Federman (Dudley Foster) is speaking on the telephone as Rimmer enters his office. “Read those figures back again, will you?” he says, a piece of chalk in hand to transfer the data to a blackboard on the wall. “That’s two pounds on Lively Lady to win and a fiver on The Groper.” Startled by Rimmer, Federman turns around and says, “And who are you?” “Rimmer, coordination,” answers Rimmer, smiling.

Rimmer interrupts Mr. Pumer (Cleese), a large number “15″ scrawled on his back, practicing the tango to “Hernando’s Hideaway” for an upcoming dance contest with his wife. “It’s my coffee break,” says Pumer weakly. “And I don’t actually drink coffee.” Rimmer watches as Ferret gropes the thigh of Tanya, one of the office’s mini-skirted female employees, as she’s reaching for something at the top of a ladder.

Rimmer even strolls into the office loo and takes notes as Pumer unzips and stands nervously in front of a urinal, all the time looking over his shoulder. Pulling a towel from the dispenser, Pumer brings the entire apparatus crashing to the floor. Federman enters and pops into one of the stalls. He spends about 10 seconds inside before flushing, smiling at Rimmer, then quickly departing the lavatory after forgetting to wash his hands—as documented on the clipboard. “If it’s all right by you, sir, I’ll take the empty office next door,” says Rimmer to Ferret at the end of the day. “Oh, good, yes,” replies Ferret. “Look, tell you what, why don’t you take it over?”

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Vintage Movies: “Little Caesar”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Little Caesar (1931, 79 minutes)

In the days before TV sucked up all the cartoons originally created to precede the main feature at every town’s one-screen movie house, a curious phenomenon had taken place in the animated medium. Whether it was a Bugs Bunny, Popeye or Porky Pig cartoon, every now and then there’d be a cameo appearance by a real movie star of the day, in animated form, of course, and for no apparent reason. Clark Gable would address Scarlett O’Hara or Greta Garbo would spout her most famous line, “I vant to be alone.” Two celluloid gangsters also made the rounds with Jimmy Cagney muttering, “You dirty rat!” The other one was always Edward G. Robinson.

The film that made Robinson was Little Caesar, which opens with shots being fired at a late night filling-station robbery, out in the sticks. With cash in their pockets, the two perps head for the all-night sizzle of the nearest diner for some chow. “What’ll it be, gents?” asks the proprietor/cook. “Spaghetti and coffee for two,” says the nattily dressed little guy, Enrico Bandello (Robinson) who grabs somebody else’s newspaper off the lunch counter.

“‘Underworld pays respects to Diamond Pete Montana,’” says Rico, reading aloud one of the headlines. “What’s that got to do with the price of eggs?” retorts his partner, Joe Massarra (Douglas Fairbanks, Jr). “Plenty!” says Rico. “Diamond Pete Montana doesn’t have to waste his time on cheap gas stations! He’s in the big time. Look at us, just a couple of nobodies.” Massarra fires back, “Is that what you want, a big party? ‘Caesar Enrico Bandello honored by his friends’”?

Making sure he doesn’t spill coffee on his polka-dot bow-tie, Rico turns around and faces his partner. “Sure! When I get in a tight spot, I shoot my way out of it. Shoot first and argue afterwards, I always say! I want to be somebody who looks hard at a bunch of guys and knows they’ll do anything you tell them to do.” Massarra assures his pal, “You’ll get there, Rico.” Out of the blue, Rico proclaims, “Joe, this is the last job in this burg. We’re pulling out tomorrow, heading east, where things break big!”

Rico doesn’t waste any time once they hit Chicago. “I want to run with your mob, if you’ll let me,” he tells Sam Vittori, too busy playing solitaire in the back room of Club Palermo to glance up at the potential new recruit. “You won’t be sorry for letting me in, Mr. Vittori. I’ll shoot straight, and I’ll do anything you say. And I ain’t afraid of nothing!” Vittori finally looks up and says, “So, you think you’re a hard guy, huh? You got an idea you’re good? All right, you stick around. But remember: I’m the boss, and I give all the orders!”

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Vintage Movies: “Knife In The Water”

MAGNET contributing writer Jud Cost is sharing some of the wealth of classic films he’s been lucky enough to see over the past 40 years. Trolling the backwaters of cinema, he has worked up a list of more than 500 titles—from the silent era through the ’90s—that you may have missed. A new selection, all currently available on DVD, appears every week.

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Knife In The Water (1962, 94 minutes)

From the Charles Manson family targeting his rental house in the Hollywood hills for a gruesome 1969 bloodbath, to his own more recent brushes with the law, Roman Polanski has been the focus of many unsavory international headlines. But long before any of that, Polanski was known as a talented young Polish film director whose debut, Knife In The Water, opened plenty of eyes.

Motoring down a tree-lined country road, Andrzej and Krystyna are jarred wide-awake by the sight of a young hitch-hiker standing directly in the path of their car. Andrzej (Leon Niemczyk) slams on the brakes, barely missing the young man who has refused to move. Andrzej bursts from the car and confronts the hitch-hiker (Zygmunt Malanowicz) still standing in the middle of the road, who calmly says, “You left your lights on.” Speechless, Andrzej returns to the car, sits down and lights a cigarette. “Asshole!” he finally bellows out the window, then snarls at Krystyna (Jolanta Umecka), “If you had been driving, you’d have given that bum a lift!”

Suddenly, Andrzej has a change of heart. He returns to the hitch-hiker and ushers him into the car. “You want the front seat or the back?” he asks sarcastically, all but pushing the young man into the vehicle. “Why not grab some sleep? We’ll try not to disturb you,” he adds slamming the machine into gear before the hitch-hiker has even closed the car door. “Very fancy, could be an embassy car,” remarks the young man as he runs his eye over the small car’s less than lavish interior. “Foreigners give lifts. You could have been a diplomat,” he says. “Or a diplomat’s chauffeur out on a date,” Krystyna adds snidely.

Leaning forward and gazing at the speedometer, the young man notes, “We’re well over the speed limit.” Krystyna replies, “He’s an experienced driver.” “Where are you headed?” asks the hitch-hiker. “We’re going to the marina. What if I hadn’t pulled over?” asks Andrzej. “I’d be dead,” replies the young man. “You do it for kicks?” asks Andrzej. “Life gets boring,” replies the young man. “Charged with manslaughter for running over a puppy,” replies Andrzej, mulling it over.

Dressed in cat-glasses, a white sweater and pants, Krystyna lifts a duffle-bag from the trunk of the car—then accidentally drops it. The hitch-hiker catches the bulky luggage before it hits the dock. “Where to?” he asks. She points to the single-masted yacht at the end of the pier. “Well, I’ll be going,” the hitch-hiker says to Andrzej, smoking a pipe as he removes his jacket and tie for a roughly knit sweater. Andrzej calls the young man back before he’s gone 20 paces. “Ever done any sailing? You’re a bum, but you’re OK,” he says and nods for the hitch-hiker to climb on board the yacht.

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