They Might Be Giants conclude their 2015 Dial-A-Song odyssey with “Shape Shifter,” the 52nd weekly entry. If you happen to despise TMBG yet are somehow hate-reading things such as this on the internet for fun, “Shape Shifter” may represent a portion of your distaste for the band. It’s “whimsical” (the opening vocal can easily be mistaken for Weird Al) and a little showtune-y and difficult to encounter while uncaffeinated in the morning.
And now it’s time for Phoning It In to hang it up. There have been mistakes, offenses, misreadings and acts of unfairness over the course of the year. We have some corrections, apologies, and caveats: The table below lists all the songs with final, adjusted ratings. We did not consider any of the more than 20 bonus songs issued to Dial-A-Song subscribers. The videos accompanying each weekly song were not viewed so as not to skew the impression of the music. No offense to the artists who created those videos; this was just a music-based critique. Sorry for trying to pit the two Johns against one another. Sorry for the summer slide. Sorry the chart below is nigh unreadable. Sorry for the constant disclaimer of “I’m not a TMBG superfan, I’m a normal person.” There was nothing normal about this. #sorrynotsorry about everything else.
The final average rating is 5.79, which is almost on target for what we set out to do: make a 5 rating the true average, instead of bowing to the ineffectual music-criticism practice of making a 7 the mark of mediocrity. This is not high school, where 70-79% is a C and that is average; the spectrum truly ranges from 0 to 10, dummies. By comparison, the average was 5.92 at the midway point, week 26.
2015 Dial-A-Song Supermix (10-song playlist curated by Phoning It In):
“And Mom And Kid”
“I Love You For Psychological Reasons”
“It’s Good To Be Alive”
“I Am Invisible”
“All The Lazy Boyfriends”
“Music Jail, Pt. 1 and 2”
Finally, Phoning It In acknowledges the herculean effort put forth by They Might Be Giants this year. Three or four albums could have easily sprung from this material (two actually did, Glean and Why?). We think criticism facilitates discussion and signals importance (though we’re clearly not certain of that point). Laser-focused microcriticism over an entire year facilitates and signals a) listener fatigue and b) complete awe of the creative powers of They Might Be Giants. Never mind Satan, all hail Dial-A-Song.
Phoning It In, over and out.