What’s that smell? Oh, it’s Chickenfoot, the new band featuring—you really will not believe this garbage storm—guitar showoff Joe Satriani, drummer Chad Smith (a.k.a. the only Red Hot Chili Pepper who has to wear his laminate on tour so he doesn’t accidentally get kicked out of the backstage area), Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar (wildly pathetic former bassist and singer, respectively, for Van Halen). The self-titled album, “a result of jams held at Hagar’s club, Cabo Wabo Cantina, in Cabo San Lucas” and recorded at George Lucas’ Skywalker Studios, is out June 9. We have a new punching bag, and it is Chickenfoot. Feel free to use the comments section to come up with worse band lineups. For example: guitarist Paul Dean (Loverboy), DJ Muggs (Cypress Hill), bassist Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance) and Jean-Michel Byron (the fourth vocalist from Toto).
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Fred Durst – Vocals (Limp Bizkit)
Keanu Reeves – Bass (Dogstar)
Tom DeLonge – Guitar (blink-182)
Pete Best – Drums (Beatles original drummer)
peter cetera-vocals (Chicago)
brent muscat-guitar (Faster Pussycat)
dave krusen-drums (Candlebox)
brian marshall-bass (Creed)
stevie nick-tambourine (Fleetwood Mac)
will ferrell-cowbell (SNL)
Joel Gion – tambourine (Brian Jonestown Massacre)
GE Smith – guitar (Saturday Night Live Band)
A bag of fun size Snickers
tim harrington – lead vocals
karen o – b vocals
nathan williams – b vocals
kip berman – b vocals
nick zinner – guitar
kickball katy – bass
brian chase – drums
i call them pitchfoot
Stevie Nicks would definitely be in Wiccanfoot.
U2 jr.
Madonna-lead guitar
Kip Winger-Bass
Meg White-drums
Dude from Cake-vocals
Roob-Over/Under List
ya new age music cant hold a candle to these guys they rock . screw all yall who dont like them , many of us do and will be at the shows
I’ve seen Chickenfoot Live and I own the debut self titled CD, so I can honestly say that Chickenfoot rocks. Try it you’ll be amazed. Truly throw back rock LP that delivers big time. Sammy, Chad, Joe and Mike wear it on thier sleeves here friends. Get it. You’ll be glad you did. oh yeah..and crank it up baby!