Who Ordered The Chickenfoot?

April 13, 2009
chickenfootWhat's that smell? Oh, it's Chickenfoot, the new band featuring—you really will not believe this garbage storm—guitar showoff Joe Satriani, drummer Chad Smith (a.k.a. the only Red Hot Chili Pepper who has to wear his laminate on tour so he doesn't accidentally get kicked out of the backstage area), Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar (wildly pathetic former bassist and singer, respectively, for Van Halen). The self-titled album, "a result of jams held at Hagar's club, Cabo Wabo Cantina, in Cabo San Lucas" and recorded at George Lucas' Skywalker Studios, is out June 9. We have a new punching bag, and it is Chickenfoot. Feel free to use the comments section to come up with worse band lineups. For example: guitarist Paul Dean (Loverboy), DJ Muggs (Cypress Hill), bassist Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance) and Jean-Michel Byron (the fourth vocalist from Toto).
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8 Comments

  1. Brian
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    Fred Durst – Vocals (Limp Bizkit)
    Keanu Reeves – Bass (Dogstar)
    Tom DeLonge – Guitar (blink-182)
    Pete Best – Drums (Beatles original drummer)

  2. am
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    peter cetera-vocals (Chicago)
    brent muscat-guitar (Faster Pussycat)
    dave krusen-drums (Candlebox)
    brian marshall-bass (Creed)
    stevie nick-tambourine (Fleetwood Mac)
    will ferrell-cowbell (SNL)

  3. Matthew Fritch
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm | Permalink

    Joel Gion – tambourine (Brian Jonestown Massacre)
    GE Smith – guitar (Saturday Night Live Band)
    A bag of fun size Snickers

  4. bill
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    tim harrington – lead vocals
    karen o – b vocals
    nathan williams – b vocals
    kip berman – b vocals
    nick zinner – guitar
    kickball katy – bass
    brian chase – drums

    i call them pitchfoot

  5. Matthew Fritch
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    Stevie Nicks would definitely be in Wiccanfoot.

  6. Senator Tankerbell
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    U2 jr.

    Madonna-lead guitar
    Kip Winger-Bass
    Meg White-drums
    Dude from Cake-vocals
    Roob-Over/Under List

  7. edward arthur
    Posted May 17, 2009 at 4:18 am | Permalink

    ya new age music cant hold a candle to these guys they rock . screw all yall who dont like them , many of us do and will be at the shows

  8. Greg Scott
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 2:02 am | Permalink

    I’ve seen Chickenfoot Live and I own the debut self titled CD, so I can honestly say that Chickenfoot rocks. Try it you’ll be amazed. Truly throw back rock LP that delivers big time. Sammy, Chad, Joe and Mike wear it on thier sleeves here friends. Get it. You’ll be glad you did. oh yeah..and crank it up baby!

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